Well I'm sitting here waiting for my last second invite to the davita wingding and I know it is coming annny second now. Why would I get an invitation? Because I've got the plan to help davita with their recent public relations problems!
I thought about going uninvited since what I have is so important. But then I thought there was a slight chance davita might not like my plan, this would hurt my feelings and I am a sensitive soul. It might embarrass my State Rep if I was drug out of there kicking and screaming and thrown in the pokey. Also my wife wouldn't bail me out, and for all I know security has a shoot-to-kill policy.
Speaking of my State Rep, I understand even he is not going now! Heck, they had me chomping at the bit when I saw the free drinks! However, I understand he and davita will be meeting in more of a private setting here soon.